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[kickem]

Ray. Leave a message.

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[visitation]

I don't know, but if I find out I should tell my doctor because it baffles him too.
Personally I think I have the digestive system of a seven year old, although in my case a seven year old who drinks a lot of Guinness.

[kickem]

had any skittles vodka?

[visitation]

One color for every weekday. Of course it helps to not be sober when you're sorting them.
The real problem is Saturday night.

[kickem]

mix it all at the weekend

[visitation]

Oh, of course. I should have thought of that.
Didn't realise you were such a party animal, Detective.

[kickem]

thats me. party animal ray is wat they call me. all night every night

[visitation]

Uh huh, you don't spend your nights alone listening to the sound of your own tears or anything.

[kickem]

do you not?

[visitation]

Pretty sure it's called being middle aged.

[kickem]

and here I thought weepin alone was what parties were all about. i been doin it wrong all this time

[visitation]

So how long is all this time, huh? Eight years? Eighteen?

[kickem]

more like 30

[visitation]

Wow you are depressing company, how do you live with yourself?

[kickem]

i could ask you teh same but I assume the answer is drink until you forgwt

[visitation]

That sounds about right.
Sometimes there's also other stuff, but this is the arts

[kickem]

if all else fails theres always beer and tears

[visitation]

I apologise for not making it down to see you. Things came up.
Or well, actually the opposite of that. Anyway, it's been mad.

[kickem]

yeh no probs. i kinda been busy to. wat you been doin?

[visitation]

Trying and failing to put on Leer with a high geriatric leading man. Oh, and getting myself properly fucked by that musical I told you about; you remember the one?

[kickem]

o yeah the one wit the druggy hooker. sounds like a pile o crap. that old dude hooked up on the good stuff?

[visitation]

H. I only found out because I moved in with him. The old lady kicked me out.
It's not what you're thinking.

[kickem]

well im thinkin either you got a thing for older men or you became a carer

[visitation]

Directing is a little like both, but it wasn't like it was the plan. Suddenly there I was helping him shoot up.
Maybe. More things I shouldn't be telling a cop.
I think I'm done after this. I think I'm going to try another career. Teach, or something. Hey, how's law enforcement?

[kickem]

cop probably aint a great career choice for you if youre goin around shooting up old guys. hows about a mountie?

[visitation]

I don't think they're allowed to do that either.