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[kickem]

Ray. Leave a message.

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[visitation]

We're easy peasy with the whacky baccy. Well no, but more than you, and it'd explain a lot, wouldn't it?

[kickem]

idk p sure id remember smellin it. also p sure id remember being high the whole time

[visitation]

What about your Mountie friend? You're saying long term exposure to ash couldn't have done that to him?

[kickem]

mayb but also hes been nocked in the head plenty so i guess that contributes

[visitation]

It would.
Well the alternative is our Canadas are in alternate universes, but that's dumb. How would I be texting you?

[kickem]

magic!
mayb you jsut live ina rly shitty part of canada

[visitation]

Wow, I'm hurt. But probably.

[kickem]

srry but seems the only answer to teh problem. you ever evn been out into teh tundra?

[visitation]

Never. But I'm a soft, fleshy city boy. It's dangerous out there, I'd die or something.

[ It'd be funnier in person. ]

[kickem]

hey if i can sruvive teh frozen north so can you

[visitation]

The real question is why would you want to?
Are you sure you're not fucking your Mountie friend, because that would literally be the only good reason for potentially freezing your balls off out there.

[kickem]

no we went on an adventur. it was a p big deal
your the one thats gotta try wooing him

[visitation]

Uh huh. I'm starting to feel like falling in love with him or something might be a hazard to my health.

[kickem]

yup it would be ngl. but thats half teh fun

[visitation]

Wow, just straight up and say it, huh?
You sure you want to share him on your next quest to the frozen north? Because it could get awfully tight in that one double sleeping bag, and I won't be responsible for who my cock touches.

[kickem]

who said anythng about uo sharing our advnetures huh? i dont want a dick brushign against me all night. and thats before youve even taken your pants off

[visitation]

Oh wow ouch that smarts.
He's your partner, I figured you'd be there, and the way you made it sound, fucking him meant the whole fucking Yukon.
Oh but you know, I did hear something about how in a blizzard blow jobs are the safest kind of pleasure. In fact it's highly recommended in lieu of masturbation. Well that and anal. You know, it's like taking one for the team.
That's what bros do for bros, Ray!

[kickem]

id rather curl up wit teh dogs for the night than have to deal with that

[visitation]

Oh, come on. Months away from home, no idea if you're going to die, an ice storm freezing you through.
You never thought: if I could get one more blowjob before I die it might be worth it?

[kickem]

i think that p much everyday of my life. dont mean i want a dude suckng me off

[visitation]

So at no point were you desperately horny, pressed up against another warm body, and though fuck it, a mouth is just a mouth? Not even once?

[kickem]

only if that warm body is a hot chick. and if im laying beside her id hope she already gave me head at least once. woopwoop

[visitation]

Because you may be freshly divorced but I've done dry spells. At a certain point, someone breathing on your neck wrong will make you hard. You can't slam on the brakes without causing a little friction.

[kickem]

i done dry spels. i just still need a chick at my dick and not sum stubbled dude

[visitation]

You know what I've established from this conversation? You are really, really straight. Well done.
So you seriously did that whole dogsledding thing? What was that like?