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[kickem]

Ray. Leave a message.

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[visitation]

Almost died? Are you sure you didn't accidentally spend winter in Afghanistan instead?

[kickem]

nope. porbably would hav been safer tbh. there was like these big cracsk to fall in and blizzards and bears and dogsled and snowmobile accidents

[visitation]

You know there's parts of Canada that are civilised, right? Most of us don't go to those other parts.
Seriously. Blizzards and bears and dogsleds and snowmobile accident. I'm starting to feel like the sane one in this conversation, it's deeply unsettling.

[kickem]

i saw a civilizd part once too! and people were polite and pickd up trash and it was the freakist thign ever

[visitation]

That's just creepy. I said Canada, not the Twilight Zone.

[kickem]

wel appprently your canada and the one i been to are like not teh same thing

[visitation]

Well that or the moment you got off the plane you walked through a drifting cloud of marijuana smoke and everything after that was a dream. It happens.

[kickem]

that normal for canada?

[visitation]

We're easy peasy with the whacky baccy. Well no, but more than you, and it'd explain a lot, wouldn't it?

[kickem]

idk p sure id remember smellin it. also p sure id remember being high the whole time

[visitation]

What about your Mountie friend? You're saying long term exposure to ash couldn't have done that to him?

[kickem]

mayb but also hes been nocked in the head plenty so i guess that contributes

[visitation]

It would.
Well the alternative is our Canadas are in alternate universes, but that's dumb. How would I be texting you?

[kickem]

magic!
mayb you jsut live ina rly shitty part of canada

[visitation]

Wow, I'm hurt. But probably.

[kickem]

srry but seems the only answer to teh problem. you ever evn been out into teh tundra?

[visitation]

Never. But I'm a soft, fleshy city boy. It's dangerous out there, I'd die or something.

[ It'd be funnier in person. ]

[kickem]

hey if i can sruvive teh frozen north so can you

[visitation]

The real question is why would you want to?
Are you sure you're not fucking your Mountie friend, because that would literally be the only good reason for potentially freezing your balls off out there.

[kickem]

no we went on an adventur. it was a p big deal
your the one thats gotta try wooing him

[visitation]

Uh huh. I'm starting to feel like falling in love with him or something might be a hazard to my health.

[kickem]

yup it would be ngl. but thats half teh fun

[visitation]

Wow, just straight up and say it, huh?
You sure you want to share him on your next quest to the frozen north? Because it could get awfully tight in that one double sleeping bag, and I won't be responsible for who my cock touches.

[kickem]

who said anythng about uo sharing our advnetures huh? i dont want a dick brushign against me all night. and thats before youve even taken your pants off

[visitation]

Oh wow ouch that smarts.
He's your partner, I figured you'd be there, and the way you made it sound, fucking him meant the whole fucking Yukon.
Oh but you know, I did hear something about how in a blizzard blow jobs are the safest kind of pleasure. In fact it's highly recommended in lieu of masturbation. Well that and anal. You know, it's like taking one for the team.
That's what bros do for bros, Ray!