Because you may be freshly divorced but I've done dry spells. At a certain point, someone breathing on your neck wrong will make you hard. You can't slam on the brakes without causing a little friction.
You know what I've established from this conversation? You are really, really straight. Well done. So you seriously did that whole dogsledding thing? What was that like?
My old lady slept with my gay best friend and director. I saw her across the stage and forgot all my lines. It all went sort of downhill from there. Now if I so much as crash a party and start a swordfight I end up seeing the shrink.
Yeah well after that we didn't talk. Then I got arrested for chaining myself to a theater, and he called me up to tell me I was an asshole, or something. Never did find out what, since he took a nap in the road and got hit by a pig truck.
Well first, it was on stage. Lights, curtains, scenery, a whole bunch of people who didn't really know him talking about him when all they were really doing was having a big group wank. And then we had this great minister, the only one who would do a funeral on stage, came on and told us how homosexuality was a sin and broke into a roaring tirade about how actors were the worst degenerates. It was fantastic. Rains of fire and brimstone!!! Brilliant. I'll remember it fondly until the day I die.
oh well i guess we al hope for a memorbale funeral huh? they rly get an homophobc anti actor minister for a gay actors funral? that seems like a p big fuck up
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Date: 2014-09-30 11:50 am (UTC)So you seriously did that whole dogsledding thing? What was that like?
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Date: 2014-09-30 12:05 pm (UTC)yup i srsly did it. even got to do it myselff
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Date: 2014-09-30 01:13 pm (UTC)Now if I so much as crash a party and start a swordfight I end up seeing the shrink.
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Date: 2014-09-30 01:19 pm (UTC)Actually come to think of it I'm not sure what that means.
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Date: 2014-09-30 01:25 pm (UTC)Never did find out what, since he took a nap in the road and got hit by a pig truck.
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Date: 2014-09-30 02:56 pm (UTC)Man, you'd have loved his funeral, I get tears in my eyes just thinking about it.
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Date: 2014-09-30 03:24 pm (UTC)well i guess we al hope for a memorbale funeral huh? they rly get an homophobc anti actor minister for a gay actors funral? that seems like a p big fuck up
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