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[kickem]

Ray. Leave a message.

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tfln

[bluntobject]

[ You have reached Constable Benton Fraser's mobile telephone. Please leave your message. ]

[visitation]

i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days

[kickem]

i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?

[kickem]

hoooow are you still alive?

[visitation]

I don't know, but if I find out I should tell my doctor because it baffles him too.
Personally I think I have the digestive system of a seven year old, although in my case a seven year old who drinks a lot of Guinness.

[kickem]

had any skittles vodka?

[bluntobject]

Oh yeah? It really depends, do I get a say in the toppings?

[kickem]

only if it involves pineapple

[bluntobject]

That's disgusting, it's a pizza not a fruit salad.

[kickem]

don't hear you usually complainin

[bluntobject]

My mind was on other things. You know the things.

[kickem]

the going down on you for an hour kinda things?

[bluntobject]

Can you blame me?

[kickem]

nope. kind of the point. but for most people that dont involve worrying about pizza toppings

[bluntobject]

Well today I'm multitasking. Concern about pizza toppings and orgasms. You'd better get used to it.
Don't get half pineapple either. The juice gets all over the whole thing I'll be able to taste it.

[kickem]

fine no pineapple. dont gotta be a dick about it

[bluntobject]

Well it is my treat. You wouldn't want me to be disappointed, would you, Stanley?

[kickem]

[There is no way Fraser would be calling him Stanley, okay. Even if he is pissy- which is unlikely if he's getting a bj out of this.]

whos this?

[visitation]

One color for every weekday. Of course it helps to not be sober when you're sorting them.
The real problem is Saturday night.

[kickem]

mix it all at the weekend

[bluntobject]

Don't spoil the mood. Tell me again what you're going to do with your mouth. An hour, you said.

[kickem]

if youve stolen his phone i stg i'll sock you one. pervert

[visitation]

Oh, of course. I should have thought of that.
Didn't realise you were such a party animal, Detective.

[kickem]

thats me. party animal ray is wat they call me. all night every night

[visitation]

Uh huh, you don't spend your nights alone listening to the sound of your own tears or anything.