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[kickem]

Ray. Leave a message.

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[visitation]

The real question is why would you want to?
Are you sure you're not fucking your Mountie friend, because that would literally be the only good reason for potentially freezing your balls off out there.

[kickem]

no we went on an adventur. it was a p big deal
your the one thats gotta try wooing him

[visitation]

Uh huh. I'm starting to feel like falling in love with him or something might be a hazard to my health.

[kickem]

yup it would be ngl. but thats half teh fun

[visitation]

Wow, just straight up and say it, huh?
You sure you want to share him on your next quest to the frozen north? Because it could get awfully tight in that one double sleeping bag, and I won't be responsible for who my cock touches.

[kickem]

who said anythng about uo sharing our advnetures huh? i dont want a dick brushign against me all night. and thats before youve even taken your pants off

[visitation]

Oh wow ouch that smarts.
He's your partner, I figured you'd be there, and the way you made it sound, fucking him meant the whole fucking Yukon.
Oh but you know, I did hear something about how in a blizzard blow jobs are the safest kind of pleasure. In fact it's highly recommended in lieu of masturbation. Well that and anal. You know, it's like taking one for the team.
That's what bros do for bros, Ray!

[kickem]

id rather curl up wit teh dogs for the night than have to deal with that

[visitation]

Oh, come on. Months away from home, no idea if you're going to die, an ice storm freezing you through.
You never thought: if I could get one more blowjob before I die it might be worth it?

[kickem]

i think that p much everyday of my life. dont mean i want a dude suckng me off

[visitation]

So at no point were you desperately horny, pressed up against another warm body, and though fuck it, a mouth is just a mouth? Not even once?

[kickem]

only if that warm body is a hot chick. and if im laying beside her id hope she already gave me head at least once. woopwoop

[visitation]

Because you may be freshly divorced but I've done dry spells. At a certain point, someone breathing on your neck wrong will make you hard. You can't slam on the brakes without causing a little friction.

[kickem]

i done dry spels. i just still need a chick at my dick and not sum stubbled dude

[visitation]

You know what I've established from this conversation? You are really, really straight. Well done.
So you seriously did that whole dogsledding thing? What was that like?

[kickem]

ty
yup i srsly did it. even got to do it myselff

[visitation]

So that's very cool. You don't think you'll ever go out there again?

[kickem]

yeh maybe. it was kinda alright. yknow to achieve somethng in life and be remmbered for somethgn and rely on yr best buddy

[visitation]

Being remembered for something is a mixed blessing.

[kickem]

like how?

[visitation]

Like putting on the best Hamlet in the last sixty years and being remembered for going nuts during the production.

[kickem]

yeh i guess that knda puts a stopper in teh rest of your life. you went nuts during a show or...?

[visitation]

My old lady slept with my gay best friend and director. I saw her across the stage and forgot all my lines. It all went sort of downhill from there.
Now if I so much as crash a party and start a swordfight I end up seeing the shrink.

[kickem]

she slept wit ur gay best friend? isnt he gay?

[visitation]

Right? He did it to get back at me.
Actually come to think of it I'm not sure what that means.