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[kickem]

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[visitation]

Fucking politicians? Wow. That's awful. I can't imagine anything worse.
At least mine just fucked all the young actors, bartenders and pizza delivery boys she could find.

[kickem]

yeh well mine does all that lawyer stuff. i guess she meets a lotta scumbags. politician scumbags

[visitation]

That's really... Wow, man. Well at least she's not fucking another cop?

[kickem]

yeh. sure
whatever
at least theres that huh

[visitation]

She's fucking a cop?

[kickem]

yeh
the cop i was covering for for years

[visitation]

Wow man, I'm really sorry. That sucks.

[kickem]

over it

[No he isn't.]

hey so if ur lady has kick you out that means its even easier for you to leav the country once the play is done rihgt?

[visitation]

Pretty much. Not much to stick around for. I think I'm going to get fired after this one, to tell the truth.
But I mean--it sounds like you should be getting a change of scene yourself. What's wrong with Canada?

[kickem]

i done teh canada thing

[visitation]

Really? What did you think?

[kickem]

itw as cold and i alsmot died way too often

[visitation]

Almost died? Are you sure you didn't accidentally spend winter in Afghanistan instead?

[kickem]

nope. porbably would hav been safer tbh. there was like these big cracsk to fall in and blizzards and bears and dogsled and snowmobile accidents

[visitation]

You know there's parts of Canada that are civilised, right? Most of us don't go to those other parts.
Seriously. Blizzards and bears and dogsleds and snowmobile accident. I'm starting to feel like the sane one in this conversation, it's deeply unsettling.

[kickem]

i saw a civilizd part once too! and people were polite and pickd up trash and it was the freakist thign ever

[visitation]

That's just creepy. I said Canada, not the Twilight Zone.

[kickem]

wel appprently your canada and the one i been to are like not teh same thing

[visitation]

Well that or the moment you got off the plane you walked through a drifting cloud of marijuana smoke and everything after that was a dream. It happens.

[kickem]

that normal for canada?

[visitation]

We're easy peasy with the whacky baccy. Well no, but more than you, and it'd explain a lot, wouldn't it?

[kickem]

idk p sure id remember smellin it. also p sure id remember being high the whole time

[visitation]

What about your Mountie friend? You're saying long term exposure to ash couldn't have done that to him?

[kickem]

mayb but also hes been nocked in the head plenty so i guess that contributes

[visitation]

It would.
Well the alternative is our Canadas are in alternate universes, but that's dumb. How would I be texting you?