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[kickem]

Ray. Leave a message.

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[visitation]

That's sort of beautiful, Ray. What went wrong with you two?

[kickem]

idk. just life i guess. ask her
whyd the old lady kick you out?

[visitation]

Aforementioned boner of contention. Also I don't approve of her friends. And uh, I'm putting my vanity above her career. So all the usual things, and probably none of them.
You know, you try and understand the fairer sex through Shakespeare and you're doomed to fail. Although he did have one thing right: it's easier if you pretend they're all just men in women's clothes. And sometimes men in women's clothes in men's clothes, I don't know.

[kickem]

always reassurin to no that a lady is willng to stand by you no matter wat. even if ur dick is failin

[visitation]

My feelings exactly. I mean, I love her. I mean I am literally crazy for her, and I hadn't so much as touched another woman for eight years, you'd think that would translate to at least a little concern.
Or maybe she doesn't want me now I'm a broken man.

[kickem]

wow you srsly not been with anyone else in 8 years? thats dedication
i guess she aint so happy about the limp dick?

[visitation]

Well I spent some of it at the funny farm, I guess you could call that dedication.
And no not really. I think it's something else, you know how women are. They say "No" they actually mean "Maybe if you didn't ask me when I just fell in a lake and had to hike eleven kilometers to find civilization."

[kickem]

oh i guess so mayb. still pretty shitty. i mean you hold off for them for years yknow and then theyre out fuckin politicians while ur hand is teh best budy you get

[visitation]

Fucking politicians? Wow. That's awful. I can't imagine anything worse.
At least mine just fucked all the young actors, bartenders and pizza delivery boys she could find.

[kickem]

yeh well mine does all that lawyer stuff. i guess she meets a lotta scumbags. politician scumbags

[visitation]

That's really... Wow, man. Well at least she's not fucking another cop?

[kickem]

yeh. sure
whatever
at least theres that huh

[visitation]

She's fucking a cop?

[kickem]

yeh
the cop i was covering for for years

[visitation]

Wow man, I'm really sorry. That sucks.

[kickem]

over it

[No he isn't.]

hey so if ur lady has kick you out that means its even easier for you to leav the country once the play is done rihgt?

[visitation]

Pretty much. Not much to stick around for. I think I'm going to get fired after this one, to tell the truth.
But I mean--it sounds like you should be getting a change of scene yourself. What's wrong with Canada?

[kickem]

i done teh canada thing

[visitation]

Really? What did you think?

[kickem]

itw as cold and i alsmot died way too often

[visitation]

Almost died? Are you sure you didn't accidentally spend winter in Afghanistan instead?

[kickem]

nope. porbably would hav been safer tbh. there was like these big cracsk to fall in and blizzards and bears and dogsled and snowmobile accidents

[visitation]

You know there's parts of Canada that are civilised, right? Most of us don't go to those other parts.
Seriously. Blizzards and bears and dogsleds and snowmobile accident. I'm starting to feel like the sane one in this conversation, it's deeply unsettling.

[kickem]

i saw a civilizd part once too! and people were polite and pickd up trash and it was the freakist thign ever

[visitation]

That's just creepy. I said Canada, not the Twilight Zone.