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[kickem]

Ray. Leave a message.

[Texts, calls (for 90s canon and modern day) and pictures and videos (for modern day)]

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[kickem]

fap material?

[siniquity]

Porn stars, singers, actresses, prostitutes. I don't pay for anything but I get the best. Take a look if you don't believe me.

[kickem]

[Looking, dammit! Few minutes later:]

some tiny shrivelled dick in the middle if them all ruined it

[siniquity]

Asshat. You find any of the selfies? See what a rock hard motherfucker you're dealing with maybe you think twice about being such a raging hardon yourself.

[kickem]

i stopped after that raisin cock. i dont need to see its owner

[siniquity]

Hardeehar that's cute. How're you gonna know who to give the phone back to, genius?

1/2

[kickem]

who says im giving it back>

[kickem]

[But fiiiine he's checking.

And then...

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that a joke?

[siniquity]

It better not fucking be, I need my phone to conduct business, jizz for brains.

[kickem]

shut up a sec asshole
you in teh kowalskis?

[siniquity]

Is that like a Kawasaki?

[kickem]

no its a fukken surname
your mom slut it up ever?

[siniquity]

Now you talk about my mother like that what the fuck.

[kickem]

its a valid question
idk if i can give you your phone back

[siniquity]

It's not a valid question cockbandit. I should fucking kill you for that.
What do you mean you don't think you can? Why the fuck not?

[kickem]

because you might kill me
because i don't wanna
and because the fabric of time and space might rip open or some nerd shit idk

[siniquity]

What the actual fuck is wrong with you are you retarded? Did the vision of my magnificent self break you cause that's not fucking cool asshole

[kickem]

your not that all that. more like old and grey. no wonder your dick is so wrinkled
but if you really want the phone back i can give it back

[siniquity]

Going grey. Fuck you.
And good, finally we're getting somewhere.
Judas Priest you are a-grade Britney Spears after her mental breakdown weird you know that?

[kickem]

maybe your old man cock is just that traumatizing. i mean it creeped me out. i cant unsee it
so meet ups
when and where?

[siniquity]

And yet that old man cock has worshipped more women than you've had hot meals.
As for when and where that depends where the fuck I left my phone doesn't it? I was high, I hate flying. It could be in fucking Chicago for all I know.

[kickem]

well done slutty old man cock
it's in chicago

your phone. not your cock

[siniquity]

Oh of all the shitty fucklumps. I hate Chicago too.
Okay so how much would I have to pay you for you to come here instead. Like now? Ten? Twenty?

[kickem]

fuck you nothing wrong wit chicago
im working. cant just up and leave. 20 bucks isnt even worth my time

[siniquity]

Oh yeah? No, I gotta tell you I wouldn't even take a piss for twenty bucks. But I mean thousand. Twenty thousand, and you to get on the next flight to LA.