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[kickem]

Ray. Leave a message.

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[siniquity]

Oh yeah? No, I gotta tell you I wouldn't even take a piss for twenty bucks. But I mean thousand. Twenty thousand, and you to get on the next flight to LA.

[kickem]

20thou? that a joke? you could buy like a thousand new phons for that

[siniquity]

Yeah but if I have to bang all those women again my cock's going to fall off. That and the address book has most of the LA rock scene's unlisted numbers in it. It's worth that much to me to get it back.

[kickem]

ok. so youre a big shot. sure. i believ taht. doesnt mean i can afford a tickt to la just like that

[This must be some elaborate set up, right?]

[siniquity]

Okay fine. Yeah alright, you think you're being punked. That's fine. Fine. Yeah, punked haha.
Scroll down to B, call Billie 2, tell him Ashby says he wants to fly out of O'Hare tonight and he owes me one. Then go get on the fucking jet.

[kickem]

[Ten minutes and a weird phone call later.]

so billie says it can fly out at 7 after my shift ios done
i gotta say this is an elaborate fukken set up if it is one man

[siniquity]

Uh huh elaborate as shit. All the cities in the States and you pick Chicago what's with that?
Nicely done by the way. Usually takes him that long just to remember who I am.

[kickem]

i got teh touch. p sure he was drunk tho. hes not the pilot right?

[siniquity]

No, he fronts a punk rock band. Very successful, bit of a fucking pretty boy if you ask me.
Man I am gonna show you such a good time. What's your name, anyway?

[kickem]

ray
so you in osme sorta band or sumthin?

[siniquity]

Wanted to be. Grew up, now I produce.
If it was on the radio and you liked it, I was probably involved.

[kickem]

sweet job
so if this isnt al ttly fake and i dont get humilaited at ohare where do i go when i get to la?

[siniquity]

You'll get picked up by my driver and taken to the canyon, then either I'll throw a party or I'll keep you all to myself, I'm mercurial like that.

[kickem]

ok so im gettin offer 20k a free jet to la and a pick up all for the sake of a phone
still sounds kidna hokey but hey im all for tryng stuff out

[siniquity]

Oh yeah? I'll hold you to that.
So the real question is are you hot or not? Cause I've done the hard sell before, you should see some of these guys, but a night on the town is much more fun if you're both smokin

[kickem]

[Hesistaaating...]

well i gotta see if ur any good yet. that selfie dont seem so accurate

[siniquity]

Doesn't answer my question. I don't even know how old you are. Blond, brunette, ginger? Give a guy a clue.

[kickem]

guess youll just have to wait and see

[siniquity]

Hot it is. You don't have to be modest with me.

[kickem]

whatever you say. just dont get your hopes up man. i'll be in la at whatever time idk how long it takes

[siniquity]

You'll get priority take off and landing, so 8/9. Real fun doesn't start till the am anyway.

[kickem]

so no early bed time?

[siniquity]

Hey, you get to live the lifestyle with Lew Ashby you do the whole shebang. It's been a good night if you can't remember it, so let's aim high.

[kickem]

i can promise the no remembering stuff already. i been up since 6

[siniquity]

6? When the fuck is 6? 6 yesterday?