Going grey. Fuck you. And good, finally we're getting somewhere. Judas Priest you are a-grade Britney Spears after her mental breakdown weird you know that?
And yet that old man cock has worshipped more women than you've had hot meals. As for when and where that depends where the fuck I left my phone doesn't it? I was high, I hate flying. It could be in fucking Chicago for all I know.
Oh yeah? No, I gotta tell you I wouldn't even take a piss for twenty bucks. But I mean thousand. Twenty thousand, and you to get on the next flight to LA.
Yeah but if I have to bang all those women again my cock's going to fall off. That and the address book has most of the LA rock scene's unlisted numbers in it. It's worth that much to me to get it back.
Okay fine. Yeah alright, you think you're being punked. That's fine. Fine. Yeah, punked haha. Scroll down to B, call Billie 2, tell him Ashby says he wants to fly out of O'Hare tonight and he owes me one. Then go get on the fucking jet.
Uh huh elaborate as shit. All the cities in the States and you pick Chicago what's with that? Nicely done by the way. Usually takes him that long just to remember who I am.
No, he fronts a punk rock band. Very successful, bit of a fucking pretty boy if you ask me. Man I am gonna show you such a good time. What's your name, anyway?
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Date: 2014-10-01 01:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-10-01 02:00 am (UTC)you in teh kowalskis?
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Date: 2014-10-01 02:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-10-01 02:04 am (UTC)your mom slut it up ever?
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Date: 2014-10-01 02:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-10-01 02:09 am (UTC)idk if i can give you your phone back
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Date: 2014-10-01 02:11 am (UTC)What do you mean you don't think you can? Why the fuck not?
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Date: 2014-10-01 02:12 am (UTC)because i don't wanna
and because the fabric of time and space might rip open or some nerd shit idk
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Date: 2014-10-01 02:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-10-01 02:19 am (UTC)but if you really want the phone back i can give it back
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Date: 2014-10-01 02:23 am (UTC)And good, finally we're getting somewhere.
Judas Priest you are a-grade Britney Spears after her mental breakdown weird you know that?
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Date: 2014-10-01 09:41 am (UTC)so meet ups
when and where?
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Date: 2014-10-01 10:53 am (UTC)As for when and where that depends where the fuck I left my phone doesn't it? I was high, I hate flying. It could be in fucking Chicago for all I know.
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Date: 2014-10-01 04:28 pm (UTC)it's in chicago
your phone. not your cock
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Date: 2014-10-01 04:32 pm (UTC)Okay so how much would I have to pay you for you to come here instead. Like now? Ten? Twenty?
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Date: 2014-10-01 04:37 pm (UTC)im working. cant just up and leave. 20 bucks isnt even worth my time
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Date: 2014-10-01 04:44 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2014-10-01 04:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-10-01 05:00 pm (UTC)[This must be some elaborate set up, right?]
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Date: 2014-10-01 05:09 pm (UTC)Scroll down to B, call Billie 2, tell him Ashby says he wants to fly out of O'Hare tonight and he owes me one. Then go get on the fucking jet.
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Date: 2014-10-01 05:22 pm (UTC)so billie says it can fly out at 7 after my shift ios done
i gotta say this is an elaborate fukken set up if it is one man
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Date: 2014-10-01 05:40 pm (UTC)Nicely done by the way. Usually takes him that long just to remember who I am.
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Date: 2014-10-01 05:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-10-01 05:53 pm (UTC)Man I am gonna show you such a good time. What's your name, anyway?
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