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[kickem]

Ray. Leave a message.

[Texts, calls (for 90s canon and modern day) and pictures and videos (for modern day)]

Comments

[kickem]

yeah i did
guess you should take better care of it if its for work. i mean itd suck if you lost it
oh wait

[siniquity]

Oh yeah, that's how you want to do this?
You got chicks numbers on this phone or what

[kickem]

nope none at all

[siniquity]

ex-wife, sister, partner. Choices choices.
Hey I tell you what call one of mine. chicks put numbers in my phone I haveno idea who any of them are

[kickem]

idk if the standard you got is all that high or if i'm that desperate

[siniquity]

Hey if I'm going to go getting your ex wet the best i can do is owe you a little action, you know what I mean? even if it is my sloppy seconds.
where's your fucking photos

[kickem]

that phone doesnt have photos dumb ass
hey fuck you leave my ex outta this. you touch her and i'll shoot you in teh dick

1/2

[siniquity]

Lucky I'm not touching her then

3 minutes later

[siniquity]

Man a little bit of heavy breathing really riles her up huh she sounds hot when she's angry

[kickem]

think i might accidentally drop your phone in teh blender
shiiiit its so close to teh blades

[siniquity]

Don't lose a finger those fuckers are dangerous.
Course I can always buy a new phone, and I can always take more titty pics.
do you not want your phone back is that it?

[kickem]

yes i want my phone back. not all of us can afford a new fukken phone every week

[siniquity]

Who the fuck would buy a new phone every week? I only just figured out how to use this one.
You get into the gallery yet? Tell me when you get to the one of my magnificent cock.

[kickem]

im not looking if its just gonna be dick pics

[siniquity]

99% best tits the state of California can buy.

[kickem]

fap material?

[siniquity]

Porn stars, singers, actresses, prostitutes. I don't pay for anything but I get the best. Take a look if you don't believe me.

[kickem]

[Looking, dammit! Few minutes later:]

some tiny shrivelled dick in the middle if them all ruined it

[siniquity]

Asshat. You find any of the selfies? See what a rock hard motherfucker you're dealing with maybe you think twice about being such a raging hardon yourself.

[kickem]

i stopped after that raisin cock. i dont need to see its owner

[siniquity]

Hardeehar that's cute. How're you gonna know who to give the phone back to, genius?

1/2

[kickem]

who says im giving it back>

[kickem]

[But fiiiine he's checking.

And then...

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that a joke?

[siniquity]

It better not fucking be, I need my phone to conduct business, jizz for brains.

[kickem]

shut up a sec asshole
you in teh kowalskis?