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[kickem]

Ray. Leave a message.

[Texts, calls (for 90s canon and modern day) and pictures and videos (for modern day)]

Comments

[siniquity]

Asshat. You find any of the selfies? See what a rock hard motherfucker you're dealing with maybe you think twice about being such a raging hardon yourself.

[kickem]

i stopped after that raisin cock. i dont need to see its owner

[siniquity]

Hardeehar that's cute. How're you gonna know who to give the phone back to, genius?

1/2

[kickem]

who says im giving it back>

[kickem]

[But fiiiine he's checking.

And then...

...]

that a joke?

[siniquity]

It better not fucking be, I need my phone to conduct business, jizz for brains.

[kickem]

shut up a sec asshole
you in teh kowalskis?

[siniquity]

Is that like a Kawasaki?

[kickem]

no its a fukken surname
your mom slut it up ever?

[siniquity]

Now you talk about my mother like that what the fuck.

[kickem]

its a valid question
idk if i can give you your phone back

[siniquity]

It's not a valid question cockbandit. I should fucking kill you for that.
What do you mean you don't think you can? Why the fuck not?

[kickem]

because you might kill me
because i don't wanna
and because the fabric of time and space might rip open or some nerd shit idk

[siniquity]

What the actual fuck is wrong with you are you retarded? Did the vision of my magnificent self break you cause that's not fucking cool asshole

[kickem]

your not that all that. more like old and grey. no wonder your dick is so wrinkled
but if you really want the phone back i can give it back

[siniquity]

Going grey. Fuck you.
And good, finally we're getting somewhere.
Judas Priest you are a-grade Britney Spears after her mental breakdown weird you know that?

[kickem]

maybe your old man cock is just that traumatizing. i mean it creeped me out. i cant unsee it
so meet ups
when and where?

[siniquity]

And yet that old man cock has worshipped more women than you've had hot meals.
As for when and where that depends where the fuck I left my phone doesn't it? I was high, I hate flying. It could be in fucking Chicago for all I know.

[kickem]

well done slutty old man cock
it's in chicago

your phone. not your cock

[siniquity]

Oh of all the shitty fucklumps. I hate Chicago too.
Okay so how much would I have to pay you for you to come here instead. Like now? Ten? Twenty?

[kickem]

fuck you nothing wrong wit chicago
im working. cant just up and leave. 20 bucks isnt even worth my time

[siniquity]

Oh yeah? No, I gotta tell you I wouldn't even take a piss for twenty bucks. But I mean thousand. Twenty thousand, and you to get on the next flight to LA.

[kickem]

20thou? that a joke? you could buy like a thousand new phons for that

[siniquity]

Yeah but if I have to bang all those women again my cock's going to fall off. That and the address book has most of the LA rock scene's unlisted numbers in it. It's worth that much to me to get it back.

[kickem]

ok. so youre a big shot. sure. i believ taht. doesnt mean i can afford a tickt to la just like that

[This must be some elaborate set up, right?]