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[kickem]

Ray. Leave a message.

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[kickem]

id rather curl up wit teh dogs for the night than have to deal with that

[visitation]

Oh, come on. Months away from home, no idea if you're going to die, an ice storm freezing you through.
You never thought: if I could get one more blowjob before I die it might be worth it?

[kickem]

i think that p much everyday of my life. dont mean i want a dude suckng me off

[visitation]

So at no point were you desperately horny, pressed up against another warm body, and though fuck it, a mouth is just a mouth? Not even once?

[kickem]

only if that warm body is a hot chick. and if im laying beside her id hope she already gave me head at least once. woopwoop

[visitation]

Because you may be freshly divorced but I've done dry spells. At a certain point, someone breathing on your neck wrong will make you hard. You can't slam on the brakes without causing a little friction.

[kickem]

i done dry spels. i just still need a chick at my dick and not sum stubbled dude

[visitation]

You know what I've established from this conversation? You are really, really straight. Well done.
So you seriously did that whole dogsledding thing? What was that like?

[kickem]

ty
yup i srsly did it. even got to do it myselff

[visitation]

So that's very cool. You don't think you'll ever go out there again?

[kickem]

yeh maybe. it was kinda alright. yknow to achieve somethng in life and be remmbered for somethgn and rely on yr best buddy

[visitation]

Being remembered for something is a mixed blessing.

[kickem]

like how?

[visitation]

Like putting on the best Hamlet in the last sixty years and being remembered for going nuts during the production.

[kickem]

yeh i guess that knda puts a stopper in teh rest of your life. you went nuts during a show or...?

[visitation]

My old lady slept with my gay best friend and director. I saw her across the stage and forgot all my lines. It all went sort of downhill from there.
Now if I so much as crash a party and start a swordfight I end up seeing the shrink.

[kickem]

she slept wit ur gay best friend? isnt he gay?

[visitation]

Right? He did it to get back at me.
Actually come to think of it I'm not sure what that means.

[kickem]

i woudnt call that guy a best friend. that is teh oppopsite of buddies

[visitation]

Yeah well after that we didn't talk. Then I got arrested for chaining myself to a theater, and he called me up to tell me I was an asshole, or something.
Never did find out what, since he took a nap in the road and got hit by a pig truck.

[kickem]

so he called you and tehn died? that is like some prophetic shit

[visitation]

Funny I would just call it a really good cautionary tale regarding the dangers of becoming an old alcoholic.

[kickem]

well that to but i mean thats some coinkydink huh

[visitation]

I guess. It's also creepy. Then they sort of gave me his job.
Man, you'd have loved his funeral, I get tears in my eyes just thinking about it.

[kickem]

wat was so great about it?