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[kickem]

Ray. Leave a message.

[Texts, calls (for 90s canon and modern day) and pictures and videos (for modern day)]

Comments

[kickem]

nope. kind of the point. but for most people that dont involve worrying about pizza toppings

[bluntobject]

Well today I'm multitasking. Concern about pizza toppings and orgasms. You'd better get used to it.
Don't get half pineapple either. The juice gets all over the whole thing I'll be able to taste it.

[kickem]

fine no pineapple. dont gotta be a dick about it

[bluntobject]

Well it is my treat. You wouldn't want me to be disappointed, would you, Stanley?

[kickem]

[There is no way Fraser would be calling him Stanley, okay. Even if he is pissy- which is unlikely if he's getting a bj out of this.]

whos this?

[bluntobject]

Don't spoil the mood. Tell me again what you're going to do with your mouth. An hour, you said.

[kickem]

if youve stolen his phone i stg i'll sock you one. pervert

[bluntobject]

Me the pervert? You really ought to be more careful, Kowalski, talking about this kind of thing where anyone could see.
Imagine if I wasn't a friend? Huey would have a field day with material like this.

[kickem]

yeh well personal phones are meant to stay personal. stop readin his texts vecchio

[bluntobject]

'Stop reading? Oh no, you're right, that's a fantastic idea, I should do that.
You two having phone sex or something? You dirty boy.'

[bluntobject]

Wow, Stanley. Just wow. You text your mother with that phone?

[kickem]

no but id text yours

[bluntobject]

Asshole.
Some of this is really filthy, Stanley. You fed smarties to his wolf? What's that supposed to mean. That's a euphemism, right?

[kickem]

uh no. dief wanted smarties

[bluntobject]

And you just gave up the sugar. You hound.
Now shut up a second, let me find the real dirty stuff.

[bluntobject]

Oh would you look at that? I knew you had it in you.

[kickem]

get outta there you filthy scumbag

[bluntobject]

Hey he's technically still my Mountie, this is just a formality.
Of course I never fucked him, so.
I really out to find out what I've been missing, what do you say?

[kickem]

you tuch him and i'll break your fingers

[bluntobject]

Aww, what's wrong Stanley? You feeling insecure? Afraid if he gets a taste of the real thing he might change his mind about Ray Mark 2?

[kickem]

nah just afraid you might traumtize him if you start takin your clothes off

[bluntobject]

Ouch. Your ex-wife seems to like it.

[kickem]

come say that to my face you asshole

[bluntobject]

You want me to do what in your face? You're not sexting Fraser right now, remember?

[kickem]

where you at? i'll show you what i wanna do wit your face