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[kickem]

Ray. Leave a message.

[Texts, calls (for 90s canon and modern day) and pictures and videos (for modern day)]

Comments

[bluntobject]

Me the pervert? You really ought to be more careful, Kowalski, talking about this kind of thing where anyone could see.
Imagine if I wasn't a friend? Huey would have a field day with material like this.

[kickem]

yeh well personal phones are meant to stay personal. stop readin his texts vecchio

[bluntobject]

'Stop reading? Oh no, you're right, that's a fantastic idea, I should do that.
You two having phone sex or something? You dirty boy.'

[bluntobject]

Wow, Stanley. Just wow. You text your mother with that phone?

[kickem]

no but id text yours

[bluntobject]

Asshole.
Some of this is really filthy, Stanley. You fed smarties to his wolf? What's that supposed to mean. That's a euphemism, right?

[kickem]

uh no. dief wanted smarties

[bluntobject]

And you just gave up the sugar. You hound.
Now shut up a second, let me find the real dirty stuff.

[bluntobject]

Oh would you look at that? I knew you had it in you.

[kickem]

get outta there you filthy scumbag

[bluntobject]

Hey he's technically still my Mountie, this is just a formality.
Of course I never fucked him, so.
I really out to find out what I've been missing, what do you say?

[kickem]

you tuch him and i'll break your fingers

[bluntobject]

Aww, what's wrong Stanley? You feeling insecure? Afraid if he gets a taste of the real thing he might change his mind about Ray Mark 2?

[kickem]

nah just afraid you might traumtize him if you start takin your clothes off

[bluntobject]

Ouch. Your ex-wife seems to like it.

[kickem]

come say that to my face you asshole

[bluntobject]

You want me to do what in your face? You're not sexting Fraser right now, remember?

[kickem]

where you at? i'll show you what i wanna do wit your face

[bluntobject]

Break room, hot stuff. But I don't put out that easy, you're going to have to buy me dinner first.

[ He's not in the break room, though, he's not crazy. ]

[kickem]

[You can bet Stanley is charging off to the break room.]

your a liar and a coward vecchio

[bluntobject]

And proud.
Wow, this stuff he wrote about the back seat of your car is good. I can't believe you let him do that on your leather upholstery.

[kickem]

scumbag
and hey you get good quality leather and you can wipe anything out of it. not like yer shitty riv

[bluntobject]

Oh yeah, baby, tell me more about your leather fetish. So hot.

[kickem]

you rly are a pervert. stella not givin out enough huh? you gotta have the right touch wit a woman like that

[bluntobject]

Yeah, you do have to have the right touch. Kinks, too. Stella--not so much into the leather thing, no wonder the two of you didn't get on.
Suits and ties though. She's hot like that. Sometimes she even keeps the skirt on.