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[kickem]

Ray. Leave a message.

[Texts, calls (for 90s canon and modern day) and pictures and videos (for modern day)]

Comments

[kickem]

its ok. ur my gal now

[dogsled]

I'm willing to do anything to cheer you up except that, Ray. Pantyhose is really where I draw the line.

[kickem]

nahnah not liike that buddy. its cool. yiu free tonight?

[dogsled]

I'm free tonight. If you've gone off the idea of pizza, you could let me cook for you?

[kickem]

lets do it
im takoijn the aftrnoon off

[dogsled]

Would you like me to meet you now? I think Ray can take over here.

[kickem]

nah i got stuf to doo

[dogsled]

Do you want to talk about it?

[kickem]

nothng to talk about fraser. i cant even get yuo to punch vecchio for me

[dogsled]

I've been very admonishing, if that helps. I'm giving him the silent treatment.

[kickem]

ok silent treatmnt works p good. make him feel super shity
thanks buddy

[dogsled]

I thought so, Ray.

[ Literally could not be more Canadian in his dirty war tactics. But seriously this is like DEFCON-1 in Fraser speak. The silent treatment is worse than punching him. ]

I wouldn't be surprised if by the time he drops me off he's convinced himself he ought to grovel for your forgiveness.

[kickem]

heh forgivness
fraser you make me a good dinnr and i'll totaly go down on you for an hour ok

[dogsled]

You're too kind, Ray. But really, after the day you've had, you should really let me spoil you instead.
You won't regret it.

[kickem]

that dont seem like a fair trade off

[dogsled]

Then you've forgotten that I like giving as much if not more than I like receiving. I'm very happy with the arrangement, Ray.
Besides, you'll make it up to me somehow.

[kickem]

so long as i make it up to yuo ok
i can come pikc you up later

[After he's done crying into a huge tub of ice cream.]

[dogsled]

You will. Don't leave it too long, I'm very hungry.

[ Doesn't mean hungry.
Gonna spend all night rocking him and rubbing his back, isn't he? The things he does for love this partnership. ]

[kickem]

ok mayb in like an hour?

[dogsled]

An hour is perfect, Ray. We should be done with this by then.

[kickem]

ok i'll pick you up at teh station
ilu

[dogsled]

[ It takes him a moment to work out what that means, because how do textspeak, it's amazing he has a mobile phone even.
And then don't mind him he has a moment, because this is a significant milestone and it's delivered by text message. ]

I love you too, Ray.

[kickem]

[No, Fraser. That's not how it works. Now you've just made it awkward. Just... not going to reply and go cry for a while only to come pick your Mountie ass up in an hour.]