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[kickem]

Ray. Leave a message.

[Texts, calls (for 90s canon and modern day) and pictures and videos (for modern day)]

Comments

[bluntobject]

Don't spoil the mood. Tell me again what you're going to do with your mouth. An hour, you said.

[kickem]

if youve stolen his phone i stg i'll sock you one. pervert

[bluntobject]

Me the pervert? You really ought to be more careful, Kowalski, talking about this kind of thing where anyone could see.
Imagine if I wasn't a friend? Huey would have a field day with material like this.

[kickem]

yeh well personal phones are meant to stay personal. stop readin his texts vecchio

[bluntobject]

'Stop reading? Oh no, you're right, that's a fantastic idea, I should do that.
You two having phone sex or something? You dirty boy.'

[bluntobject]

Wow, Stanley. Just wow. You text your mother with that phone?

[kickem]

no but id text yours

[bluntobject]

Asshole.
Some of this is really filthy, Stanley. You fed smarties to his wolf? What's that supposed to mean. That's a euphemism, right?

[kickem]

uh no. dief wanted smarties

[bluntobject]

And you just gave up the sugar. You hound.
Now shut up a second, let me find the real dirty stuff.

[bluntobject]

Oh would you look at that? I knew you had it in you.

[kickem]

get outta there you filthy scumbag

[bluntobject]

Hey he's technically still my Mountie, this is just a formality.
Of course I never fucked him, so.
I really out to find out what I've been missing, what do you say?

[kickem]

you tuch him and i'll break your fingers

[bluntobject]

Aww, what's wrong Stanley? You feeling insecure? Afraid if he gets a taste of the real thing he might change his mind about Ray Mark 2?

[kickem]

nah just afraid you might traumtize him if you start takin your clothes off

[bluntobject]

Ouch. Your ex-wife seems to like it.

[kickem]

come say that to my face you asshole

[bluntobject]

You want me to do what in your face? You're not sexting Fraser right now, remember?

[kickem]

where you at? i'll show you what i wanna do wit your face

[bluntobject]

Break room, hot stuff. But I don't put out that easy, you're going to have to buy me dinner first.

[ He's not in the break room, though, he's not crazy. ]

[kickem]

[You can bet Stanley is charging off to the break room.]

your a liar and a coward vecchio

[bluntobject]

And proud.
Wow, this stuff he wrote about the back seat of your car is good. I can't believe you let him do that on your leather upholstery.

[kickem]

scumbag
and hey you get good quality leather and you can wipe anything out of it. not like yer shitty riv

[bluntobject]

Oh yeah, baby, tell me more about your leather fetish. So hot.