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[kickem]

Ray. Leave a message.

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[kickem]

its a valid question
idk if i can give you your phone back

[siniquity]

It's not a valid question cockbandit. I should fucking kill you for that.
What do you mean you don't think you can? Why the fuck not?

[kickem]

because you might kill me
because i don't wanna
and because the fabric of time and space might rip open or some nerd shit idk

[siniquity]

What the actual fuck is wrong with you are you retarded? Did the vision of my magnificent self break you cause that's not fucking cool asshole

[kickem]

your not that all that. more like old and grey. no wonder your dick is so wrinkled
but if you really want the phone back i can give it back

[siniquity]

Going grey. Fuck you.
And good, finally we're getting somewhere.
Judas Priest you are a-grade Britney Spears after her mental breakdown weird you know that?

[kickem]

maybe your old man cock is just that traumatizing. i mean it creeped me out. i cant unsee it
so meet ups
when and where?

[siniquity]

And yet that old man cock has worshipped more women than you've had hot meals.
As for when and where that depends where the fuck I left my phone doesn't it? I was high, I hate flying. It could be in fucking Chicago for all I know.

[kickem]

well done slutty old man cock
it's in chicago

your phone. not your cock

[siniquity]

Oh of all the shitty fucklumps. I hate Chicago too.
Okay so how much would I have to pay you for you to come here instead. Like now? Ten? Twenty?

[kickem]

fuck you nothing wrong wit chicago
im working. cant just up and leave. 20 bucks isnt even worth my time

[siniquity]

Oh yeah? No, I gotta tell you I wouldn't even take a piss for twenty bucks. But I mean thousand. Twenty thousand, and you to get on the next flight to LA.

[kickem]

20thou? that a joke? you could buy like a thousand new phons for that

[siniquity]

Yeah but if I have to bang all those women again my cock's going to fall off. That and the address book has most of the LA rock scene's unlisted numbers in it. It's worth that much to me to get it back.

[kickem]

ok. so youre a big shot. sure. i believ taht. doesnt mean i can afford a tickt to la just like that

[This must be some elaborate set up, right?]

[siniquity]

Okay fine. Yeah alright, you think you're being punked. That's fine. Fine. Yeah, punked haha.
Scroll down to B, call Billie 2, tell him Ashby says he wants to fly out of O'Hare tonight and he owes me one. Then go get on the fucking jet.

[kickem]

[Ten minutes and a weird phone call later.]

so billie says it can fly out at 7 after my shift ios done
i gotta say this is an elaborate fukken set up if it is one man

[siniquity]

Uh huh elaborate as shit. All the cities in the States and you pick Chicago what's with that?
Nicely done by the way. Usually takes him that long just to remember who I am.

[kickem]

i got teh touch. p sure he was drunk tho. hes not the pilot right?

[siniquity]

No, he fronts a punk rock band. Very successful, bit of a fucking pretty boy if you ask me.
Man I am gonna show you such a good time. What's your name, anyway?

[kickem]

ray
so you in osme sorta band or sumthin?

[siniquity]

Wanted to be. Grew up, now I produce.
If it was on the radio and you liked it, I was probably involved.

[kickem]

sweet job
so if this isnt al ttly fake and i dont get humilaited at ohare where do i go when i get to la?

[siniquity]

You'll get picked up by my driver and taken to the canyon, then either I'll throw a party or I'll keep you all to myself, I'm mercurial like that.

[kickem]

ok so im gettin offer 20k a free jet to la and a pick up all for the sake of a phone
still sounds kidna hokey but hey im all for tryng stuff out