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[kickem]

Ray. Leave a message.

[Texts, calls (for 90s canon and modern day) and pictures and videos (for modern day)]

Comments

[bluntobject]

You're so fucking easy, Stanley. I hadn't even mentioned multiple orgasms yet.
Besides you've moved on. What's up? Not enough Mountie for you to handle?

[kickem]

[Grumblegrumblesulk.]

show her some respect! i mighta moved on but i stil dont need some scumbag talking dirty about her

[bluntobject]

Some scumbag fiancee.

[ That's right Ray, inform him by text message. ]

[kickem]

wat?

[bluntobject]

You know you should've been there. We went on one of those lake cruises, big old moon shining on the water, dinner and dancing. The waiter brought her the ring on a tray, there was a string quartet.
We're engaged.

[kickem]

[Give him a few minutes.]

whers frasr/

[bluntobject]

He jumped out this guy's window. He'll have him back in five minutes I'll give him the phone.

[kickem]

ok
ty

[Just going to go cry in a corner until then.]

[dogsled]

Ray? Ray told me to text you. Is something the matter?

[kickem]

i was gonna give you hed
but id ont even want pizza now

1/2

[dogsled]

What is it? What did he tell you?

[dogsled]

Oh Ray. I'm so sorry, I didn't know.

[kickem]

its ok. ur my gal now

[dogsled]

I'm willing to do anything to cheer you up except that, Ray. Pantyhose is really where I draw the line.

[kickem]

nahnah not liike that buddy. its cool. yiu free tonight?

[dogsled]

I'm free tonight. If you've gone off the idea of pizza, you could let me cook for you?

[kickem]

lets do it
im takoijn the aftrnoon off

[dogsled]

Would you like me to meet you now? I think Ray can take over here.

[kickem]

nah i got stuf to doo

[dogsled]

Do you want to talk about it?

[kickem]

nothng to talk about fraser. i cant even get yuo to punch vecchio for me

[dogsled]

I've been very admonishing, if that helps. I'm giving him the silent treatment.

[kickem]

ok silent treatmnt works p good. make him feel super shity
thanks buddy

[dogsled]

I thought so, Ray.

[ Literally could not be more Canadian in his dirty war tactics. But seriously this is like DEFCON-1 in Fraser speak. The silent treatment is worse than punching him. ]

I wouldn't be surprised if by the time he drops me off he's convinced himself he ought to grovel for your forgiveness.

[kickem]

heh forgivness
fraser you make me a good dinnr and i'll totaly go down on you for an hour ok