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[kickem]

Ray. Leave a message.

[Texts, calls (for 90s canon and modern day) and pictures and videos (for modern day)]

Comments

[kickem]

do you not?

[bluntobject]

Me the pervert? You really ought to be more careful, Kowalski, talking about this kind of thing where anyone could see.
Imagine if I wasn't a friend? Huey would have a field day with material like this.

[visitation]

Pretty sure it's called being middle aged.

[kickem]

yeh well personal phones are meant to stay personal. stop readin his texts vecchio

[kickem]

and here I thought weepin alone was what parties were all about. i been doin it wrong all this time

[bluntobject]

'Stop reading? Oh no, you're right, that's a fantastic idea, I should do that.
You two having phone sex or something? You dirty boy.'

[bluntobject]

Wow, Stanley. Just wow. You text your mother with that phone?

[kickem]

no but id text yours

[bluntobject]

Asshole.
Some of this is really filthy, Stanley. You fed smarties to his wolf? What's that supposed to mean. That's a euphemism, right?

[kickem]

uh no. dief wanted smarties

[visitation]

So how long is all this time, huh? Eight years? Eighteen?

[kickem]

more like 30

[bluntobject]

And you just gave up the sugar. You hound.
Now shut up a second, let me find the real dirty stuff.

[bluntobject]

Oh would you look at that? I knew you had it in you.

[visitation]

Wow you are depressing company, how do you live with yourself?

[kickem]

get outta there you filthy scumbag

[bluntobject]

Hey he's technically still my Mountie, this is just a formality.
Of course I never fucked him, so.
I really out to find out what I've been missing, what do you say?

[kickem]

i could ask you teh same but I assume the answer is drink until you forgwt

[kickem]

you tuch him and i'll break your fingers

[bluntobject]

Aww, what's wrong Stanley? You feeling insecure? Afraid if he gets a taste of the real thing he might change his mind about Ray Mark 2?

[kickem]

nah just afraid you might traumtize him if you start takin your clothes off

[visitation]

That sounds about right.
Sometimes there's also other stuff, but this is the arts

[kickem]

if all else fails theres always beer and tears

[visitation]

I apologise for not making it down to see you. Things came up.
Or well, actually the opposite of that. Anyway, it's been mad.

[bluntobject]

Ouch. Your ex-wife seems to like it.