MEMESTexts from Last Night"i'm totally ok wiuth this thingamajobby"Rare Muse"You tend to meet your family on street corners outside bars?
We got a word for that in Chicago and it sure ain't 'attorney'."
Voice Test"So uh. Is this tyin' up thing normal fer you? You uh. Into that?"
Texts from Last Night"fraser i do not need a levture ok
i need a mediic"The Random Scenario"Yeah? This friend need a punch in the face or they already learned their lesson?"
Dashcon"Fraser, you can't just yank a guy."
Texts from Last Night"i like chiks not dicks"Waking Up Beside You NSFW
"You into that. The uh, sleepin' with guys thing? I mean that uh. That is not somethin' I go in for."
Texts from Last Night"i just hadta say my name nd she was moanin like a hohoho at christmas"Tumblr Text Post Meme"yeh thanks. nice to know i gotta take sex advice from a psychotc canadian now"
PSLsPost Call of the Wild NSFW
"Hardeharhar. There is nothin' shrinkin' in my dinkin'."
Undercover under covers NSFW
"The uniform might butter a few muffins."
Undercover under covers pt 2 NSFW
"You were licking me. What's with that? Is that a uh, is that a thing? A Mountie thing? You don't already have enough stuff to lick?"