[Well, this is kind of awkward. Hugs shouldn't last this long, especially not between two strangers, even if they do look identical.]

You gonna stop or I gotta knee you in the balls?

[Ball kneeing isn't something that should be done to another guy, but this is an extreme circumstance.]

Some kinda explanation would be great too. I mean uh. Did mom have another kid that I dunno about? You like some kinda Hunchback or Nightcrawler, livin' your life in churches?